palm-top-tiger:

i-identify-guns-in-posts:

suppyguppy:

hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe

H&K USP9 (Leon)

Springfield armory XD (Ada)

dont laugh at her :(

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mortimermcmirestinks:

vioyume:

Various audio snippets of my childhood that I’ve collected.

holy shit the last one

(via troisenator)

kratt09:

kratt09:

people who don’t wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

(via companionmort)

pluckyporo:

your honour, permission to call the jury “chat”

(via rasstegai)

louisegluckpdf:

starting a collection

(via waterjugs)

openworldadventurer:

totally-original-artist:

krystal-prisms:

haropla:

vergess:

badsciencejokes:

Dude has a death wish

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

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girlballs:

girlballs:

girlballs:

hey wait a minute

(via waterjugs)

haibane:

so this fuckin samurai cut me in half a while ago but its like a really long delay so im still just going around doin my thing knowing that i might explode in a shower of blood at any moment

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my-hobby-is-finding-the-source:

conarcoin:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

cerayanay:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source can you find the car picture

Sorry, but all I could find is that this has been included in several “epic driving fails” compilations around as early as 2008. The oldest entry I got dates it to 2006.

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mechanical-absolution:

Codeximalla Saori - Wild Magic Sorcerer & Rune Knight

ogawdy:

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loth-catgirl:

halvedmimi:

bizarrequazar:

notanythings:

bizarrequazar:

funnytwittertweets:

People reblogging this with this addition are so embarrassing. Why are you advertising that you know nothing about how our government works oh my god

Believe it or not, some people aren’t American.

Believe it or not most people are not American

also this is the format of the joke

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catboybeebop:

idlnmclean:

art-by-kaine-shields:

modmad:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

ceekari:

catgirltoes:

ceekari:

kalanchoeblossfeldiana:

kalanchoeblossfeldiana:

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

artistic rendition

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

• ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T
• humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need
• circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point
• tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y
• spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

New alphabet dropped!

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

recursive

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

find an .otf of the font here

This is how new alphabets get invented.

this mr. saturn ass alphabet

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3amsuggestion:

i am not enough and it’s eating me alive

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