cakedupwhiteboy:

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this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it

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identifying-cars-in-posts:

cerayanay:

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evilwizard:

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evilwizard:

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

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1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source can you find the car picture

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Sorry, but all I could find is that this has been included in several “epic driving fails” compilations around as early as 2008. The oldest entry I got dates it to 2006.

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mechanical-absolution:

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Codeximalla Saori - Wild Magic Sorcerer & Rune Knight

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funnytwittertweets:

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People reblogging this with this addition are so embarrassing. Why are you advertising that you know nothing about how our government works oh my god

Believe it or not, some people aren’t American.

Believe it or not most people are not American

also this is the format of the joke

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catboybeebop:

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ceekari:

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kalanchoeblossfeldiana:

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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artistic rendition

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

  • ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T
  • humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need
  • circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point
  • tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y
  • spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

All letters of the alphabet, rendered as abominations.

New alphabet dropped!

This is not a place of honor.

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

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But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

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recursive

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

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find an .otf of the font here

This is how new alphabets get invented.

this mr. saturn ass alphabet

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3amsuggestion:

i am not enough and it’s eating me alive

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thebibliosphere:

“Why am I so tired,” I mutter, knowing full well I’ve got at least four different comorbid conditions that cause sleepy bitch disorder.

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blastovkatamarinecromancy:

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tevruden:

Oh, wyrm?

When I hit the reblog button, I hope that random person is me

aww man :(

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jawsstone:

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Possessed

I never posted this anywhere so I kind of forgot about it. But this is B right after getting possessed by a spirit, having a rough time.

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girl-trying-to-escape-reality:

ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves.

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contermarune:

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I love you Mr. Chew, you are the best boi, but you keep doing the die and it hurts my heart 💔

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